Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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