Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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