She tied me up with her honor cords...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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