I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My hand turned me down
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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