K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
time to smoke my breakfast
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
