oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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