She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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