Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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