The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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