Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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