So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
