I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
