8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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