I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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