So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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