i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
