Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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