We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Girls should come with a carfax report
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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