More tranny stories later!
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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