I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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