So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
