You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
honey bunches of taint.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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