Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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