my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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