at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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