I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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