Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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