So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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