I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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