u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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