That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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