the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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