3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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