where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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