i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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