Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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