i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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