I don't think brook has ever known best
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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