do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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