Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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