so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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