no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Vodka?
Forever.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The struggles of a small town man whore
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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