just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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