question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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