whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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