it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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