I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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