Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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