Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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