Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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