ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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