I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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