The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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