Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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